So I've been married for a couple months now...and I've been 24 for less than half a year now. Honestly getting married and turning 24 I guess means my body wants to quit working. What was once a fairly good metabolic rate is now ka-put. What the heck?! So anyways last night I decided I am one of those people..do you know what I mean? One of those people who have a "sugar allergy." This is a self diagnosed condition here's how it plays out (go with me)
Person~"You can't eat sugar? Why?"
Me~"I'm allergic..."
Person~"Really?"
Me~"Yup, when I eat it certain "undesirable" body parts grow larger. Then my clothes stop fitting properly. It's horrible..."
Person~"Sounds like it."
So anyways that's it...sugar I'm sorry but if I get anymore involved with you then bad things are going to happen. I won't allow you to ruin my summer...
(I'm sorry you all had to view my public break-up.) See you all soon!
Everyone I know has gained weight after they got married. It must be part of it. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha...I love it! :0) I gained 20lbs the first year...I had no idea where it came from...it was crazy. It happens before you realize it. Thankfully I lost it the year after and have now been able to keep it off.
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